<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32073875</id><updated>2012-01-01T17:48:47.533-08:00</updated><category term='Elmo'/><category term='Rockstar Virgins'/><category term='Birth Control'/><category term='Hipster Chicks'/><category term='The most straightforward ad ever.'/><title type='text'>Handcuffs for Cripples</title><subtitle type='html'>"The most painfully drawn webcomic.  Ever."</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://handcuffsforcripples.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32073875/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://handcuffsforcripples.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Daniel Peña</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09330766051793329373</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>6</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32073875.post-7655383871268549307</id><published>2009-06-12T14:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-12T14:41:34.826-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rockstar Virgins'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dSjzxRx83Hg/SjLLehMCqCI/AAAAAAAAAA8/dTbM4nzWuzo/s1600-h/n8369725_41682251_7625.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 335px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dSjzxRx83Hg/SjLLehMCqCI/AAAAAAAAAA8/dTbM4nzWuzo/s400/n8369725_41682251_7625.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5346559432807589922" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32073875-7655383871268549307?l=handcuffsforcripples.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://handcuffsforcripples.blogspot.com/feeds/7655383871268549307/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=32073875&amp;postID=7655383871268549307' title='47 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32073875/posts/default/7655383871268549307'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32073875/posts/default/7655383871268549307'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://handcuffsforcripples.blogspot.com/2009/06/blog-post.html' title=''/><author><name>Daniel Peña</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09330766051793329373</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dSjzxRx83Hg/SjLLehMCqCI/AAAAAAAAAA8/dTbM4nzWuzo/s72-c/n8369725_41682251_7625.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>47</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32073875.post-101313744053163875</id><published>2009-06-09T14:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-09T14:47:55.419-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The most straightforward ad ever.'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dSjzxRx83Hg/Si7Yberu1JI/AAAAAAAAAA0/BN-i2rp-Ewo/s1600-h/3m33pa3laZZZZZZZZZ969839d809b16c613b5.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 149px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dSjzxRx83Hg/Si7Yberu1JI/AAAAAAAAAA0/BN-i2rp-Ewo/s400/3m33pa3laZZZZZZZZZ969839d809b16c613b5.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5345447774339912850" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="font-weight: bold;  font-family:verdana;font-size:x-large;"&gt;Personals for Cripples&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="  font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;font-size:24px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="  font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;font-size:24px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style=" ;font-family:Times;"&gt;One Year Anniversary of Losing My Virginity... - 31&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="  font-weight: bold;font-family:Times;font-size:24px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="  font-weight: bold;font-family:Times;font-size:24px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style=" font-weight: normal; font-size:16px;"&gt;Date: 2009-06-09, 11:43AM CDT&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div id="userbody"&gt;well, it's about the one year anniversary of when i lost my virginity. i think i lost it around this time last year.... actually maybe a little later in june. but it was roughly a year ago. it was with a slightly bigger, older woman... not too sound mean, but at the time i was really wanting to get it over with. cause all i could think is i would be starring in "40 year old virgin, part 2... another loser in the making." kidding, being a virgin doesn't make you a loser, probablly just real horny. so i would do other things to keep myself satisfied. namely, touch myself at night or in the morning before work. anyways, i'm not sure how i'll celebrate. maybe by myself.... unless you want to celebrate with me? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32073875-101313744053163875?l=handcuffsforcripples.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://handcuffsforcripples.blogspot.com/feeds/101313744053163875/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=32073875&amp;postID=101313744053163875' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32073875/posts/default/101313744053163875'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32073875/posts/default/101313744053163875'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://handcuffsforcripples.blogspot.com/2009/06/personals-for-cripples-one-year.html' title=''/><author><name>Daniel Peña</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09330766051793329373</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dSjzxRx83Hg/Si7Yberu1JI/AAAAAAAAAA0/BN-i2rp-Ewo/s72-c/3m33pa3laZZZZZZZZZ969839d809b16c613b5.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32073875.post-2989064635027193961</id><published>2009-06-09T14:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-09T14:41:14.947-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dSjzxRx83Hg/Si7W3QSABRI/AAAAAAAAAAs/8zzhgDYailo/s1600-h/3k63m13ldZZZZZZZZZ9691e4deabff1f31912.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dSjzxRx83Hg/Si7W3QSABRI/AAAAAAAAAAs/8zzhgDYailo/s400/3k63m13ldZZZZZZZZZ9691e4deabff1f31912.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5345446052486972690" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="  font-weight: bold; font-family:Times;font-size:24px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:large;"&gt;Personals For Cripples&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;Hello are u there!!!!!!!!! - 44 (austin)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="  font-weight: bold;font-family:Times;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="  font-weight: bold;font-family:Times;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style=" font-weight: normal; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;Date: 2009-06-09, 2:47&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="  font-weight: bold;font-family:Times;font-size:24px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style=" font-weight: normal; font-size:16px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;PM CDT&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div id="userbody"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;Hello ladies my name is james and i am looking for someone th&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="userbody"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;at i can spend time with and do things with. I basically like having fun and doing just about anything under the sun. I really like to have fun and enjoy life because tomorrow does'nt comes forever, hit me up if you might find this intresting. They say that good things cums to those who wait but not to those who wait to late!!!!!!! I am new in town and I would really like to see what austin is all about!! Send me an e-mail and I will definately hit u back &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;Location: austin&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32073875-2989064635027193961?l=handcuffsforcripples.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://handcuffsforcripples.blogspot.com/feeds/2989064635027193961/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=32073875&amp;postID=2989064635027193961' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32073875/posts/default/2989064635027193961'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32073875/posts/default/2989064635027193961'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://handcuffsforcripples.blogspot.com/2009/06/personals-for-cripples-hello-are-u.html' title=''/><author><name>Daniel Peña</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09330766051793329373</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dSjzxRx83Hg/Si7W3QSABRI/AAAAAAAAAAs/8zzhgDYailo/s72-c/3k63m13ldZZZZZZZZZ9691e4deabff1f31912.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32073875.post-5534699296230798865</id><published>2009-06-08T15:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-08T15:34:55.839-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Birth Control'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Elmo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hipster Chicks'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dSjzxRx83Hg/Si2Rx8nTglI/AAAAAAAAAAc/ut5DZhLjNeg/s1600-h/n8369725_38625389_2820.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 374px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dSjzxRx83Hg/Si2Rx8nTglI/AAAAAAAAAAc/ut5DZhLjNeg/s400/n8369725_38625389_2820.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5345088620029248082" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Have I sufficiently ruined your childhood yet?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32073875-5534699296230798865?l=handcuffsforcripples.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://handcuffsforcripples.blogspot.com/feeds/5534699296230798865/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=32073875&amp;postID=5534699296230798865' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32073875/posts/default/5534699296230798865'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32073875/posts/default/5534699296230798865'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://handcuffsforcripples.blogspot.com/2009/06/have-i-sufficiently-ruined-your.html' title=''/><author><name>Daniel Peña</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09330766051793329373</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dSjzxRx83Hg/Si2Rx8nTglI/AAAAAAAAAAc/ut5DZhLjNeg/s72-c/n8369725_38625389_2820.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32073875.post-5774390986789266827</id><published>2009-06-07T14:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-07T15:00:40.690-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dSjzxRx83Hg/Siw2fNI-kEI/AAAAAAAAAAU/IOnzLnQ6Si4/s1600-h/n8369725_41374013_2032.jpg" style="text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img style="text-decoration: underline;display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 260px; " src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dSjzxRx83Hg/Siw2fNI-kEI/AAAAAAAAAAU/IOnzLnQ6Si4/s400/n8369725_41374013_2032.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5344706767513096258" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Because  you didn't know there was a personals site for STD carriers.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;www.matchSTD.com&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32073875-5774390986789266827?l=handcuffsforcripples.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://handcuffsforcripples.blogspot.com/feeds/5774390986789266827/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=32073875&amp;postID=5774390986789266827' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32073875/posts/default/5774390986789266827'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32073875/posts/default/5774390986789266827'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://handcuffsforcripples.blogspot.com/2009/06/because-you-didnt-know-there-was.html' title=''/><author><name>Daniel Peña</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09330766051793329373</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dSjzxRx83Hg/Siw2fNI-kEI/AAAAAAAAAAU/IOnzLnQ6Si4/s72-c/n8369725_41374013_2032.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32073875.post-2330835049555144793</id><published>2009-06-07T01:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-07T01:19:29.250-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dSjzxRx83Hg/Sit35aYujII/AAAAAAAAAAM/v7ycukXSIfs/s1600-h/n8369725_33719945_5985.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 350px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dSjzxRx83Hg/Sit35aYujII/AAAAAAAAAAM/v7ycukXSIfs/s400/n8369725_33719945_5985.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5344497211024510082" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;You know what time it is.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32073875-2330835049555144793?l=handcuffsforcripples.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://handcuffsforcripples.blogspot.com/feeds/2330835049555144793/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=32073875&amp;postID=2330835049555144793' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32073875/posts/default/2330835049555144793'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32073875/posts/default/2330835049555144793'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://handcuffsforcripples.blogspot.com/2009/06/you-know-what-time-it-is.html' title=''/><author><name>Daniel Peña</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09330766051793329373</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dSjzxRx83Hg/Sit35aYujII/AAAAAAAAAAM/v7ycukXSIfs/s72-c/n8369725_33719945_5985.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry></feed>
